If you love someone…Original vs New

I got this from a friend & I wanted to share it with you 🙂

ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,

Set him free…

If he comes back, he’s yours,

If he doesn’t, he never was….

THE NEW VERSIONS….

Pessimist:

If you love someone,

Set him free…

If he ever comes back, he’s yours,

If he doesn’t, as expected, he never was.

Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set him free…

Don’t worry, he will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set him free…

If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,

Set him free…

If he doesn’t come back within some time

forget him.

Patient:

If you love someone,

Set him free…

If he doesn’t come back, continue to wait.

until he comes back…

Playful:

If you love someone,

Set him free …

I f he comes back,

and if you love him still,

set him free again, repeat*

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,

Set him free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set him free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act

clearly states that…

Bill Gates :

If you love someone,

Set him free,

If he comes back,

I think we can charge him for re-installation fees

but tell him that he’s also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :

If you love someone,

Set him free,

He’ll evolve.

Statisticians :

If you love someone,

Set him free,

If he loves you,

the probability of him coming back is high

If he doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger’ s fans:

If you love someone,

Set him free,

HE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:

If you love someone

don’t set him free.

HR specialist:

If you love someone

set him free by

Offering him VRS and other benefits

Then outsource him!!!