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If you love someone…Original vs New February 11, 2007

Posted by sufana in General Stuff.
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I got this from a friend & I wanted to share it with you🙂

ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,

Set him free…

If he comes back, he’s yours,

If he doesn’t, he never was….

THE NEW VERSIONS….

Pessimist:

If you love someone,

Set him free…

If he ever comes back, he’s yours,

If he doesn’t, as expected, he never was.

Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set him free…

Don’t worry, he will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set him free…

If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,

Set him free…

If he doesn’t come back within some time

forget him.

Patient:

If you love someone,

Set him free…

If he doesn’t come back, continue to wait.

until he comes back…

Playful:

If you love someone,

Set him free …

I f he comes back,

and if you love him still,

set him free again, repeat*

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,

Set him free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set him free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act

clearly states that…

Bill Gates :

If you love someone,

Set him free,

If he comes back,

I think we can charge him for re-installation fees

but tell him that he’s also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :

If you love someone,

Set him free,

He’ll evolve.

Statisticians :

If you love someone,

Set him free,

If he loves you,

the probability of him coming back is high

If he doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger’ s fans:

If you love someone,

Set him free,

HE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:

If you love someone

don’t set him free.

HR specialist:

If you love someone

set him free by

Offering him VRS and other benefits

Then outsource him!!!

Comments»

1. Mohamed A. Milyani - February 11, 2007

looooooooooooooooooooools

i like that …..

🙂

2. بندر - February 11, 2007

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3. Louls - February 11, 2007

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4. esraa.$ - February 11, 2007

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that’s very good

5. sufana - February 13, 2007

Glade you liked it🙂

6. uuuuuuuuuu - July 5, 2007

هههههههههههه

7. sweetiest girl ever - January 8, 2008

so beutiful am having that problem we love each other am waiting for him to say he love me and him he is waiting for me i know because always we play together we talk at night till one pm we go school together he said to me ones it took me long to give the answered he said don’t be shock am just kidding help

8. the beautuful girl - January 8, 2008

am inlove should i tell him or wait for him i think he love me

9. the beautuful girl - January 8, 2008

anyway or like this poem i should continue to wait till he comes back being in love is the most beautiful in this world

10. Mr. mtwa3 - October 16, 2008

I LIKED YOUR SITE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW

SOOO INTRESTING

^ – ^

I WILL STEEL THIS FROM YOU

11. Christina - December 5, 2008

Hi, would you mind if I used the picture of the cake here on your website for a school assignment I have? Please & Thank You


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